WHEN BILL NYE FIRST MET HIS DANCING WITH THE STARS COACH HE WORE A SUIT AND BROUGHT HER A LIL FLOWER IN A FLASK HOW CUTE IS THAT
LOOK LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS Cutie
at my wedding theres going to be bouncey houses and you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want. within reason of course dont embarrass yourself
Hats are the best shoes tbh
youre going to embarrass yourself
tumblr needs a wendy
the Government needs a Wendy.
THE WHOLE FRIGGIN WORLD NEEDS A WENDY
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
proposed changes to jeopardy:
- each wrong answer earns you one second in piranha pit at end of show
- final round music plays whole time
- alex trebek upside down (or everything else upside down)
- contestants reveal their deepest secret for an extra 10k
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
These victors are angry Katniss, they’ll say anything to try and stop the games. I suggest you do the same.
|—||dude sitting next to me when he saw cap in that tight white shirt (via ewbuckybarnes)|
“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“
“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”
“Not yet Ferb.”
i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”
he says ”not yet.”
as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace
Ferb I know what were gonna do today